Here’s a new day. 

We congratulate you. 

You have really come a long way. 

In one neighborhood, there is a mom who was called George Peter.  She annoyed the neighbourhood by calling her sons from a high floor, so they gave her that name. 

When we were children, our mothers had slightly longer names.  I remember one was called Nicolas, Aleksandra, Steven, Paul, Sofia. 

In those “ancient” times, sex was a shame, so everything was thrown at children.  This is how our children came to have important and necessary aunts and uncles. Something their children today do not have. 

Other times have come.  There are fewer and fewer children and more and more dogs. 

Today, we know what we didn’t know before. 

The dogs are mostly purebred, and our children are domestic and wild. 

You can not make anything out of these dogs.  They are born and die like dogs, and let’s not leave dogs alone and like cats. 

Children, on the contrary, should be made into people, which is almost impossible in our days…

And as I said, today we know what we didn’t know before. Or we think we know all and everything as we live in, you know, 21st century! Wooow.

Your wife can never give birth to such a quality child as you can find in a breaded dog you buy. 

You, of course, will not make a dog out of a child, but your dog can become more than a child for you. 

You have to go for a walk with your dog, which can only benefit your health. 

You have no such obligations towards the child. 

Some new, modern time has come. Dog time, in the best sense of the word. No offence.

The following advertisement once appeared: Retired officer gives private lessons in conduct!

HAVE A NICE DAY!

Translated with some additions to reflect modern times of 21st century by

Darko Richard Lancelot

November 20, 2025

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