As they shot around so much and ran out of ammunition, it was a time for Putin to be called.

So Doni called Vlad and said my- Vlad, I screwed up a bit. It was just like you when you entered Ukraine. I’m ready to pay what is needed. Just tell these guys there to stop chasing us.

Then Vlad said. My Doni, I feel you. Let’s see what I can do. Just please cancel these stupid sanctions on Russia as I need to make happy some people around me . And as regards to Serbia, we want to keep NIS( Oil Industry of Serbia) in our hands, No sanctions please. Of course, all of that will be done slowly.

Then Doni said. No worries, Vlad. I need to fix markets because oil prices have risen significantly. This could be an issue in the coming months. Just say to those to stop.

Then Vlad continued.

You know Doni, in order for this to work, you need to control that crazy idiot Benjy and those around you lobbying for him. They(Iranians) need assurance and guarantee that no bombing until you are president will happen. As they do not trust you, let me undertake that guarantee and you guarantee to me. In order for them to accept it, I will need to take Iran under my nuclear umbrella so you understand what that means. If this is done, we can slowly deescalate and proceed with peace. Of course, publicly, we will not say much. May I ask you to put your rethoric just a bit lower. I recognized a new leader, but you did not. So, just to understand that he is now under my protection also. Slowly, you will find a way to communicate directly. Until then, please refrain from sending drones to Iran like Ukrainians sent to my residence while I was waiting for you to finish a call with little actor Volodja.

Then all will be done and well.

Then Doni said. That is OK, Vlad. Thanks, and be sure all will be taken care of. Wishing you a good evening and all the success.

Then Vlad replies.

Thank you so much, Doni, for your kind words. Please convey my best wishes and all my respect to Melania. I wish you also success and happiness! By the way, I decided to coach myself in golf. You know it is better to play golf than hockey or judo. I am looking forward to one game with you! Please give me a chance.

And let’s proceed with Drill Baby, Drill, after you meet my dear friend President Xi!

All the best!

Good idea! All the best, Vald, Doni replied with a smile.

And the war was over, or better Nuclear Option was avoided!

For now…

Science Fiction post by

Darko Richard Lancelot

March 10, 2026

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